I’m not surprised, really. If you get a few bored, horny people alone, then you’ll see all kinds of things. It makes up the entire bulk of the adult themed industry. Okay, I’m so sorry, can I have my DVD back?
No. You’re not actually sorry. You’re only saying that so you can get your DVD back. But, I think it’s been long enough. I’ll give you back that DVD, but the rest is staying as porn. For now, anyways.
(Source: tylerthegayincubus)
To lecture me, as he does every three months. He wants to go on and on about how I am not living up to his standards and wasting my life. The same usual bullshit. I can not stand that man.
What is his deal? Does he really need to give you updates on how you’re still not living up to his expectations? If I were you, I would tell him to just go fuck himself.
I can’t tell the difference.
You are just too sweet, you know that? And… you just had a get a picture of me in my boxers, right? ;)
You’re sweeter. And you know I had to. You were just too adorable, it would be a crime to not get a picture.
sassygayalejandro asked: You and I seriously need to talk. We're in similar situations and could probably commiserate.
We should most definitely get together. How about drinks one night?
You know, I am completely and utterly jealous of you, you flawless bitch.
That’s…nice to hear, though I’m not exactly sure why you are jealous.
Did you buy him that bear? I saw it in the kitchen?
Of course I did. How else would it have gotten there?
