When I look up “gay,” why does it all have to be porn? I am not something to fetishize.
I’m not surprised, really. If you get a few bored, horny people alone, then you’ll see all kinds of things. It makes up the entire bulk of the adult themed industry. Okay, I’m so sorry, can I have my DVD back?
No. You’re not actually sorry. You’re only saying that so you can get your DVD back. But, I think it’s been long enough. I’ll give you back that DVD, but the rest is staying as porn. For now, anyways.
To lecture me, as he does every three months. He wants to go on and on about how I am not living up to his standards and wasting my life. The same usual bullshit. I can not stand that man.
What is his deal? Does he really need to give you updates on how you’re still not living up to his expectations? If I were you, I would tell him to just go fuck himself.
I can’t tell the difference.
You are just too sweet, you know that? And… you just had a get a picture of me in my boxers, right? ;)
You’re sweeter. And you know I had to. You were just too adorable, it would be a crime to not get a picture.
sassygayalejandro asked: You and I seriously need to talk. We're in similar situations and could probably commiserate.
We should most definitely get together. How about drinks one night?
You know, I am completely and utterly jealous of you, you flawless bitch.
That’s…nice to hear, though I’m not exactly sure why you are jealous.
Did you buy him that bear? I saw it in the kitchen?
Of course I did. How else would it have gotten there?